Ask Poppy Montage

Honey, sit back and relax, I’m about to tell you a little story. Momma Montage had a purpose in life… and then he stepped into reality and realized her services were not longer needed. But that was nonsense; someone in this world has GOT to have some sort of problem Poppy can help in! So with much exploration and exploitation, Poppy Montage decided to help the serendipitous. Little did Poppy know he was actually good at giving advices (and lengthy ones at that). Also Poppy Montage LOVES to eat. And there’s no better way to sooth the heart than GOOD food. Good, CHEAP food at that. So included with my advice is a few good places to eat!

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