Please Exit to Your Left

I haven’t taken out my trusty Canon for a hot spell so I got nothing but merryment for y’all. As such I am sharing the most interesting bits from the sphere around us and chime in.

DListed: Ivana booted off a Delta flight for showing her true face to a bunch of wayward kids! (WTF? How was she the only one booted? Sue em girl, sue!)

TMZ: old ass JFK photo on yatch with a bunch of naked women uncovered! (As if the world didn’t already know Camelot was a PR spin…. he bedded Monroe for fuck sake!)

OMG: Lady Gaga reworks her masterpiece for a Depends endorsement deal. (Brilliant, I can just see the fierce stage piece she could put together for this! Brava!)

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