Vomiting Golf Balls

I am so sick to death of Tiger Woods and his harem of ho-bags. If I have to hear once more about how shocked and betrayed America is by this whole thing, I’m gonna vomit golf bawllz. I mean, come now… Professional athletes behaving unfaithfully to their wives? What’s next? Asians taking a lot of pictures? Homeless people shitting themselves? Get over it, everybody!

And PS – Santa Claus is a recovering alcoholic and the Tooth Fairy’s a big dyke. Let’s pick up the pieces and move on.

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