Nope, Not Gay

Just when we started thinking he was gay, Robert Pattinson comes out of the closet as sulky Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend, although the interview where he does so is pretty weird. “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yet. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy.” The Sun wouldn’t just make up an interview, though, would they? I mean, white lies and unsourced rumors are one thing, but wholesale quote fabrication? I’m going with Celebitchy’s explanation: “Sparkles could be drunk.” For Kristen’s sake, let’s hope this isn’t true, because an “allergic to vagina” boyfriend sounds pretty lame.

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