Mirror Mirror

The universe is out of whack. How else can one explain that our President’s black? As anyone who watches disaster movies can deduce, A black President means that soon all Hell’s gonna break loose.

Of course, the most recent blockbuster drama, is the one starring President Obama.

But in a galaxy far, far away, Republicans have created their very own “Real USA.”

In that happy parallel universe, the President is still white. There are a few minorities around, but they’re very polite.

Nothing bad ever happens (at least nothing their fault). We’re a White Christian Nation again, at least by default.

Women stay home and nobody’s gay. The streets are safe for children to play.

There’s still some crime left, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s not in the parts of the country that matter.

People only do wholesome things for fun, and everybody owns (and carries) a gun.

Removal of aliens and most minorities has been completed, So the police are no longer needed.

There’s no sex education in school, abstinence Only is the rule.

Birth control and abortion are not allowed, because neither are necessary (at least that’s what’s avowed).

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