No Butts About It!

We all know that exercise has health benefits, but many may not realize the extent.  For example, if you’re 40 and have never worked out a day in your life, you can still reduce your risk of cardio-pulmonary disease by up to 90% by getting 3 hours of cardio in a week. Read more

Working Out

So I am on yet another one of my fitness kicks. This time I am really dedicated. I have been going to the gym every single day…..for the past two days. Today at the gym I really worked up a huge sweat doing that stair thingy, so I said let me run into the sauna for a few minutes to relax my newly found muscles before I go to work.
Now the sauna is always a little hard for me to deal with because I work out at the NY Sports Club and so does every hot Chelsea Boy in NY. What is a Chelsea Boy? A Chelsea Boy is a breed of gay most commonly found in the Chelsea area of NY. They are those guys with the perfect hair, the chiseled face and of course the perfect body, six pack and all. So basically the sauna is always draped with really hot, really muscular, really empty, but beautiful guys. However, today I say what the hay I’ve been working out everyday this week let’s show it off. I strip down to my rolls and wrap a towel around me trying to cover the bad parts and accentuate the big, oops I mean good, part. I enter the room with nothing to hold onto except my towel, my locker key and what’s left of my pride.

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